在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。

“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”

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on the bus a man discovered a pick-pocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."