在医院里，一个男子躺在急救室里，医生开门朝他走过来。“大夫，”男子说，“我没事吧？”

医生对他说：“哦，有坏消息也有好消息。”“先告诉我坏消息，”那人说。“好，”医生说，

“坏消息是我们要锯掉你的两条腿。”“啊，我的上帝，”那人说，“那好消息是什么呢？”“

好消息是，”医生说，“看到那边的那个人了吧，他想买你的鞋子...”

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At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. 'Doctor,' the man said,

'Will I be ok?'The doctor turned to him and said, 'Well there is good and bad news.''Tell me the bad news', said the man.'Well,' said the doctor, '

The bad news is that we are going to have to cut both your legs off.' 'Ohh my god,' said the man, 'What the hell is the good news?' '

The good news is,' said the doctor, 'see that man over there, he wants to buy your shoes..'