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在杂货店里我听见我的朋友呻吟着说:“噢,我刚才不是冒犯人家了吗!”我停止拍打甜瓜,全神贯注地听她讲。

“我碰见了琼斯太太,”她哀号着。“我不知道她丈夫上周去逝了,我问她他身体怎么样。她说:‘他去了。’我以为他因为健康原因去了什么地方,我说……”

话似乎噎在了她的喉咙口。

“你说什么了?”我催促她,“死了倒干净?”

“比那还糟呢。我是说‘你为什么不跟他一起去?’”

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When I was in the grocery store I heard my friend moan,“Oh, did I just make a faux pas!” I stopped thumping melonsand gave her my full attention.

“I ran into Mrs. Jones,” she wailed.“I didn't know thather husband died last week, and I asked her how he was feel ing. She said,‘He's gone.’ I assumed he went someplace forhis health, and I said……”

The words seemed to stick in her throat.

“What did you say?”I prodded her.“Good riddance?”

“Worse than that.I said,‘Why didn't you go withhim?’”