老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？

约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校－缓行’。

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Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.